The island residents saw Talise curiously writing diary, using sharpened stick dipped in ink.
Talise presented sharpened sticks to tribe leader as gift, which were treated as sacred things and carved with pattern of kangaroo later." -Handbook of Kaigelu Kangaroo Australia Holdings Limited, translated from Chinese.
And as he greatly enjoyed circling the ship's rim, he caused the compasses of the captain to go in random directions - east, west, north, up, into the fourth dimension, and so on.
This lead them in a complete circle and back to the beach from which they had left.
The Asians won and bogans have been hated ever since. The British took control after a bizarre administrative error which also created North Korea, Poland, That other country with the two Islands and Sweden.
The first Queen of Australia, Captain James "Jimmy" Chook, built the first Aussie "barbie" (barbeque, not the doll - she came later after Ken moved in), on Lady Macquarie's Chair on Point Bennelong.
Other countries, however, viewed Australia as a tourist resort and Europeans came by the thousands - and after having had sex in Australia's drinking water supply - sunbathed on the pristine white beaches.Unfortunately, recent scientific discoveries have discovered that Santa actually lives at the North Pole, and not the South.Luckily for the ship crew, however, one Henry Barrington Smith had actually constructed his 3/4 flood pants entirely out of magnetic rock sourced from the motherland, England.Australia were quick to dismiss the idea, but after China had started to play Cricket, they knew they must "play up, play up, and play the game".Originally the game was played naked in the burning sun, but clothes were introduced after the first team all died of skin cancer several years after the first match.